It’s your fortune, cookie.
Don’t you hate it when fortune cookies have a deep, hidden, annoying meaning? I mean, right at the end of a nice meal you want to hear something like “A closed mouth gathers no feet,” or “He who throws dirt is losing ground.”
But noooo… Here’s the one I got on Friday: “You will be made stronger by adversity.” Ha! Just what I need. Why can’t I just have no adversity and continue to be a wimp? Is that too much to ask?
Hank’s fortune made up for it. His was, “You will exceed your expectations.” His remark: “Well, that shouldn’t be too hard.”
At which point I snorted tea up my nose laughing.
Other than that, I have nothing to say.